Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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