I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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