Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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