are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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