"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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