discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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