Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize