Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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