I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
