How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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