I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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