It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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