it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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