Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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