At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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