I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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