i don't like sucking hair
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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