all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
My life is pants optional.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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