I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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