Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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