google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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