at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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