So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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