no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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