The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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