I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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