Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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