DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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