Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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