I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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