What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she smelled like a LAN party
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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