Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
40s are totally the cure
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
i out mim tonsoeep
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