The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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