Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize