okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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