You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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