**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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