Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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