So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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