i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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