idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
She bit a glass in half.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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