your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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