Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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