talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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