So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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