I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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