I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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