I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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