It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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