Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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