I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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