Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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