I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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