i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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