shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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