your thong is hanging out like whoa
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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